Difficulties with this new coin currency!

Bitcoins aren't so easy to get down under, Most of us will miss a chance of a life time to live a bit better than struggling so much.... My experience so far trying to buy coin's has been quite negative..... 1) Its not right that Australians are forced to download this Google Authenticator App...What's up with that B.S.! I personally have more than one Google account on my phone so the Google Authenticator app is picking up on my mate's Google account not mine over my phone. 2) Dogecoin wallet ( mobile phone version) right.....Just a send & receive... can't make a deposit with traditional currency... No one human you can get help. 3) Plus500 my God that is not helpful ( mobile version) bought some coins to close in a Weeks time last Sunday- this Sunday ( tomorrow) but Plus500 closed them same night. My account started with $200.00, all I wanted to do is buy some  coins to hold on to for my kids and Now...I only have $17.00 left) where's my bitcoin I bought?? Where's all my money gone and people are supposed to get a $30.00 bonus start up but I didn't get that either. 4) Where can a person just buy bit coins/crypto's without trading them off so soon...just want to buy some and that's it..5) Where's all the correct knowledge to help people how to actually obtain them. 6) I've got to write a stack of numbers & letters and you get one of those wrong you have to do it all over again OMG!    Yeah so easy for everyone to buy and own coins HA HA What a joke The Australian Government have made it that difficult to buy these coins in Australia... Feel like going to the Bitcoin ATM machine in Melbourne and out rightly buy and own bitcoin the easy way....!!!!